You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
