Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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