No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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