Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
