I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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