he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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