I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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