Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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