Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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