Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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