I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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