Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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