Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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