apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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