Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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