Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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