Having a random hookup so left but love u
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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