It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
