Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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