so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
All I want is dick and wine.
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