problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
are you so shy because you have an std?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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