The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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