its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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