I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just found puke in my bra..
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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