mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
