We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Found your dick twin last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
