I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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