it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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