I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
