is your mom at the bar?
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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