I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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