I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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