I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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