shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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