6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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