MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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