Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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