i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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