i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I believe in your delicious
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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