So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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