just tell him i said nine months
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
