I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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