Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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