I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My vagina just clenched in fear
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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