Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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