you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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