let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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