the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Come on in and take your pants off
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