i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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