can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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